This text was about the world cup/soccer. World cup soccer is one of the most popular events in the world. It is even more popular than the Olympics. The 2006 world cup was hosted by Germany and the 2010 one was hosted by South Africa. Australia have asked to host the world cup in either 2018 or 2022. I now understand that hosting the world cup is a lot of hard work and it is also difficult to get that role as a country. How many countries in the world that are playing in the world cup in 2018? And how many players on each team in soccer?
Hello! Here I am at school eating lunch. It is a peculiar lunch though because I have a peculiar delicious white sandwich (which is very awkward). Suddenly I felt so energetic. I hurried down the hall like I had just had a battery in me. I was running into everything and I was making a huge mess. That has got to be approximately at least five detentions. But no one has caught me just yet. OI, YOU MORON!!!!! STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY!!!!! I ended up getting a week of detention. Thanks a lot for the sandwiches, whoever packed them.
This video was about football. Regional kids often have amazing skills and great athletic ability. Most of the football kids feel homesick because they travel a long way just to play AFL football. A few years ago footballers really wanted to play AFL but they got homesick. That was when the North West football academy was created for footballers in the North West of Australia to help them. I understand that the footballers that live in the North West of Australia are very brave because they have to live away from their family. What percentage of AFL footballers are from Melbourne? What AFL great players are from North West of Australia?
Hello! My nickname is Bob. But just call me that. I am at a museum and I am looking at the intimidating people. They all look pretty intimidating to me. What the heck???!!! Is that a phantom? That is so intimidating. I am going to screech. I do. “GET OUT OF HERE YOU PINHEAD!!!!!”
“Okay, Okay! “I replied. I was scaring all of the customers away. I’m sorry. I am going to leave so I don’t cause any more trouble according to the museum caretakers. I am out of here. I might as well run away with my money.
Here I am. At ghost shopping centre. It is the number one shopping centre. I always wonder why it is called ghost shopping centre. Probably because it was full of ghosts. WAIT WHAT!!! It is full ghosts!? I don’t think I will want to go in here. Should I or should I not? Have my friends ever been in there? I will call them and see. Yes… mmhhm okay thanks for trying to help. They have not been there. I think I have made up my decision. I will definitely, 100% not go in there and that is final.
Right here, right know I am at a football match waiting to play another game for Western Bulldogs football club. My name is Luke Dahlhouse and I am one of the Bulldogs best players. The center bounce is seconds away. Here goes. Giants won the tap and Lachie Whitefield went Toby Greene. My time to shine! I ran up to Toby Greene. WHAM!! His boot hit my chin with full power. I tumbled back and then suddenly it went dark! I can’t believe he did that. That is a suspension for sure. I think I might come of the oval.
Hello! I am Bob and I will update you on the 7news weather report.
Today at Bendigo it is raining Elephants and Whales (very heavy rain). Heaps of umbrellas died and some houses broke. Nothing too much.
In space some people went straight into the sun and they somehow did not survive. This is very surprising to everyone. But we found out something very important (DRUM ROLL) fire is hot.
On (don’t laugh) Uranus two aliens shot laser cannons two innocent guys walking down the road going to rob the bank.
In the Pacific Ocean a whale ran out onto the street and ate several of people.
Thank you for listening to 7news and I hope no injuries that get yo 7news do not happen. See you tomorrow.
This text was about Pirates. The country most affected by Pirates is Somalia. Most Somalians are very poor. Another fact is that lots of Pirates used to be fisherman but they couldn’t fish anymore because other countries were taking their fish. They became poor so they decided to steal to survive. Somalia’s prisons are overflowing because there are so many pirates. I now understand that Somalia has some very poor people and they rely on other countries to help them. I also understand that pirates are very dangerous and violent which makes people who want to help them scared. Why do pirates use knives and not swords?
This text was about Neutron stars. A Neutron Star is when two stars die and explode and then they collide. Did you know that one teaspoon of a neutron star is 900 times heavier than the largest pyramid in Egypt? Did you also know that gravitational waves and light are the same speed? I now understand what a neutron star is. I also understand that neutron stars are very heavy. How do stars reach the end of their lives?
Hello my name is Buddy boy and I will show you how to dive in a dirty and polluted river. First you have to get a bunch of friends to cheer you on and go “BUDDY BOY…BUDDY BOY!” Secondly you have to try and make your run up really, really, really dramatic and make it look like a huge deal. Thirdly you have to pretend to trip and bomb into the river. Fourthly you have to try and swing your arms around and try to make it look like you really need help. Lastly someone comes in and saves you.