Hello! I am Bob and I will update you on the 7news weather report.
Today at Bendigo it is raining Elephants and Whales (very heavy rain). Heaps of umbrellas died and some houses broke. Nothing too much.
In space some people went straight into the sun and they somehow did not survive. This is very surprising to everyone. But we found out something very important (DRUM ROLL) fire is hot.
On (don’t laugh) Uranus two aliens shot laser cannons two innocent guys walking down the road going to rob the bank.
In the Pacific Ocean a whale ran out onto the street and ate several of people.
Thank you for listening to 7news and I hope no injuries that get yo 7news do not happen. See you tomorrow.