I can’t believe where I am right now because it is amazing. I am on a pirate ship and I have excitedly accidentally pushed most of the tourists overboard. Oh no! I am so cruel and clumsy because I have just stepped on this poor little rat who doesn’t deserve it. For some reason then, a clock falls on top of both of us. At least I have this last meal, a lime, which I save for emergencies (like this one). I wish I had somebody to share this meal with but I don’t think I do. BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!